Oscar Mayer gets the head in

Above is a picture of the Oscar Mayor mobile after it crashed into someone’s house July 17, 2009 in Wisconsin. It was turning around in the driveway, and while trying to back out, the mobile lurched forward hitting the deck on the house and cracking the foundation. It could be worse. At least it was not the back door. Forget 69…give me some Heinz 57. I wonder if the homeowner considered turning the water hose on these two? That house was asking for it. Did you see the paint job on that sexy beast? I read that shortly afterward there was smoke coming out of the chimney of the house. Well, I guess this proves the old promise…but baby, I will only put the head in. I could go on all day here folks. Later.

This would work. Not only for health care but for retirement and other benefits. It sickens me to think of how far out of whack this country is right now. Later.

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Coonass Values

A coonass woman calls her mother on the phone and says, Mai chere' 'I'm divorcing T-Boy. All dat he wants is crawfish, beer and anal sex, and my ass hole is now the size of a quarter, when it used to be about the size of a dime.'

Her mother says: Cloteihl 'You're married to a multi-millionaire Oil Man, you live in an 8 bedroom mansion in River Ranch, you drive a Ferrari, you get $1,000 a week allowance, you take 6 vacations a year and you want to throw all dat away over 15 cents!'

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Please...some one stop the insanity! Later.

Do yourself a favor and go watch this.

Thomas Paine's American Revolution

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If we could only make democraps think this way

"You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the wealthy out of freedom. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is about the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it."

~~~~ Dr. Adrian Rogers, 1931

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Another blog that shares some of my views

I found this blog the other day and thought he had some good views. He is a black guy that doesn’t like obama. I mean really doesn’t like obama. (And yes, I purposely do not capitalize his name.) Later.

Today we saw The Hangover. This was a laugh out load in the theater kind of movie. Well worth going to the theater to see it. It showed more naked men than I cared to see but at least there was a tit or two to compensate for the sausages. The above picture is a scene from the movie where the guys are watching security video of the three of them plus the bachelor were stealing Mike Tyson’s pet tiger. Tyson singing Phil Collins is pretty good too. Make sure you watch the movie till the credits. While the credits are rolling they show pictures of the night that none of them can remember. Good stuff. Later.

We went and saw My Sister’s Keeper last weekend for our weekly movie. It was a good movie; somewhat of a chick flick. It kind of made me appreciate the family I have a little more. Worth watching- no violence, cussing, or any other usual hollywierd tactics they use to sell movies. Later.

World Wide Baby

This little ole blog has had a lot of overseas hits. Here are a few that I couldn’t believe that someone over there stumbled upon this site:

Bulgaria, Kuwait, Bahrain, Qatar, Jordan, Portugal, Honduras, Sri Lanka, Guam, Nigeria, Belgium, Brazil, and the list goes on and on. Amazing. Later.

Here are a couple of pictures with the new sissy bar installed. I really like the look of the bike better with the sissy bar versus without. It just complements the bike. I opted for the cushion pad with the HD emblem embroidered in it. Sweet. Later.

A tale of two Joes

Here is an example of why hiring illegal aliens is not economically productive for the State of California... You have 2 families..."Joe Legal" and "Jose Illegal". Both families have 2 parents, 2 children and live in California.

"Joe Legal" works in construction, has a Social Security Number, and makes $25.00 per hour with payroll taxes deducted...."Jose Illegal" also works in construction, has "NO" Social Security Number, and gets paid $15.00 cash "under the table".
Joe Legal...$25.00 per hour x 40 hours $1000.00 per week, $52,000 per year
Now take 30% away for state federal tax
Joe Legal now has $31,231.00

Jose Illegal...$15.00 per hour x 40 hours $600.00 per week, $31,200.00
Per year
Jose Illegal pays no taxes...
Jose Illegal now has $31,200.00

Joe Legal pays Medical and Dental Insurance with limited coverage
$1000.00 per month
$12,000.00 per year
Joe Legal now has $19,231.00

Jose Illegal has full Medical and Dental coverage through the state and local clinics at a cost of $0.00 per year
Jose Illegal still has $31,200.00

Joe Legal makes too much money is not eligible for Food Stamps or welfare
Joe Legal pays for food
$1,000.00 per month
$12,000.00 per year
Joe Legal now has $ 7,231.00

Jose Illegal has no documented income and is eligible for Food Stamps and Welfare
Jose Illegal still has $31,200.00

Joe Legal pays rent of
$1,000.00 per month
$12,000.00 per year
Joe Legal is now in the hole
Minus (-) $4,769.00

Jose Illegal receives a $500 per month Federal rent subsidy
Jose Illegal pays rent
$500.00 per month
$6,000.00 per year
Jose Illegal still has $25,200.00

Joe Legal now works overtime on Saturdays or gets a part time job after work.

Jose Illegal has nights and weekends off to enjoy with his family.

Joe Legal's and Jose Illegal's children both attend the same school. Joe Legal pays for his children's lunches while Jose Illegal's children get a government sponsored lunch.

Jose Illegal's children have an after school ESL program. Joe Legal's children go home.
Joe Legal and Jose Illegal both enjoy the same Police and Fire Services, but Joe paid for them and Jose did not pay.

How much clearer can I make it for you stupid ass democraps? Damn you assholes that give MY money to these illegal rat bastards. Damn you assholes that give MY money to anyone who did not earn MY money. Screw all of the government. They can all take a flying leap and French kiss my asshole! Later.

New Texas State flag. Gotta love it. Later.