Another movie review

I have another movie review for you out there in blog land.

“Talladega Nights-The Ballad Of Ricky Bobby.”

Everyone was telling me how great this movie was and I just had to see it to believe it. Let me tell you friends, it is just as good as any other Will Ferrell movie. I would rather jack-off a lion with a hand full of thumbtacks while listening to the Beatles that to have to sit through that horrible ass movie again. My goodness, who in their right mind walked out of the theater and said, “Whoa, that was good. They will never be able to top this.” Let me give you folks a warning, don’t waste your money. And if it is on TV for free, don’t waste your time. And if some moron says he thought it was a good movie, never let them date your daughter. Shake and bake baby. Later.

An old one but a good one

A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the front porch with her bags packed. He asked her where she was going and she replied "I'm going to Las Vegas."
He questioned her as to why she was going and she told him "I just found out that I can make $400.00 a night doing what I give you for free".
He pondered that then went into the house and packed his bags and returned to the porch and with his wife.
She said "And just where do you think you're going?"
"I'm going too!!" he replied.
"Why?" She asked.
"I want to see how you are going to live on $800.00 a year!"

Later.

Movie Reviews

I have a couple of movies to give my opinion on.

The first is Rocky Balboa. I know, I know-another Rocky movie. But if you look past that, it is a damn good movie. My wife doesn’t like any of the Rocky movies. But even she liked this one. He doesn’t portray a punch drunk, slurred talking meatball. He is a business man with lots of wisdom. He lost his wife to cancer and now owns a restaurant called Adrian’s. He decides that he misses the feeling of being a fighter and signs up for some local small time fights. But he ends up fighting in a sparring match with the current heavy weight champion. Real good movie, well worth the admission, tub of popcorn and cold drinks.

The next movie is Jackass 2. If you have seen Jackass 1 or have seen the series on TV and liked either one, then you will love Jackass 2. I laughed my ass off last night watching this one. It was one of my Christmas presents. It was by far the funniest movie I have seen all year. Even if you don’t know the Jackass Crew, it is worth watching. If you ever watch funny video clips on the internet, then you will love this one. It has some of the most stupidest, idiotic, morons on the planet in it just trying to outdo each other. Definitely worth buying.

Well there you have it folks. Rocky Balboa is in theaters now, and Jackass 2 came out yesterday on DVD. Watch both and you won’t be disappointed. Later.

Man accused of having sex with dead deer

Check this one out! I thought we had some weird locals, but nothing like this. Everyone jokes about farm boys having sex with sheep, but at least they are alive. Be sure to read the bottom paragraph of the article. In April 2005, he shot a horse to have sex with it. This dude has serious issues he needs to take of. It reminds me of a joke I was heard. Three guys were riding down the road when they spotted a cow with his head stuck in a fence just a wagging its ass trying to get loose. The first guy said “damn, I wish that cow Brittany Spears”. The second guy said “shit, I wish that cow was Jennifer Aniston. I would tear that ass up!” The third guy said” I just wish it was dark.” Now, apparently the fourth guy just wishes the cow was dead. Damn, that is just sick. Later.

The Heart Attack Grill

Here is link to a restaurant called the Heart Attack Grill. They have time champions on who can eat the quadruple bypass burger the quickest. We have a wanna-be casino in Sulphur that has the Swamp Burger. It has the diameter of a frisbee and stands about five inches tall. Next time I get one I will post some pictures. Later.

It doesn't get much better than this baby

You ever have one of those days? No, not one of those bad days when it seems everything is going against you. I am talking about one of those days when you realize how good we have it. A lot of folks will talk about how they would like to live in the olden days; riding their pony and carrying their six-shooter on their side. But I tell you, it doesn’t get much better than this. I am currently typing this post and in a few moments will “post” this thought on the internet. I have done this numerous times in the past, but today I am doing on a wireless laptop supplied by my company, sitting in the crapper, while making time and a half overtime wages. It doesn’t get much better than that. The only thing that I could think of to make it better is if I had a part time job moonlighting as a porn star. Later.

Not a martyr, just another rule breaker

In Moss Bluff, Louisiana, there was a kid who dressed up in a cell phone costume and handed out flyers in a petition against the ban of cell phones in his school. The kid ended up getting two days suspension. One for the dress code violation and the other for handing out flyers. I happen to have a son in the high school system. I feel that cell phones, although are a nice convenience, are not required as the little children make them out to be. I happened to make it through my entire school career with out a cell phone. My parents did it, and their parents did it also. But now everyone is holding this kid up as a martyr because he stood up and voiced his opinion. But what really is going on is just another kid that broke the school rules and he should be disciplined for doing so.


Let’s look at this from a different point of view. What is he was protesting the drinking age? If he sat down on the court room steps and drank beer, would he still be expressing his freedom of speech? The answer is no. Just like wearing a costume and handing out flyers was against the rules at his school, so is underage drinking in this state. There are proper channels to voice your opinions and breaking rules and laws are not the proper way to do so and if you do, you should be punished. And not just your average punishment, but one that makes a point and should deter others from breaking the rules.


What this kid and those that support him should come to realize is that there are rules in everything you do. If you play football, there is a rule book for that. If you play baseball, there is a rule book for that. If you attend Sam Houston High School, there is a rule book for that also. And the rules should be followed 100% of the time, no exceptions. Later.

Asshole egocentric extraordinaire

Yea hoo! If you search for “asshole egocentric” at Google, you will find this wonderful little site. I wonder what other searches will lead here? Later.

How the left stole Christmas

How the "Left" Stole Christmas

Twas the month before Christmas

When all through our land,Not a Christian was prayingNor taking a stand.

See the PC Police had taken away,The reason for Christmas - no one could say.

The children were told by their schools not to sing, About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things.

It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers would sayDecember 25th is just a "Holiday".

Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it!

CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-podSomething was changing, something quite odd!

Retailers promoted Ramadan and KwanzaaIn hopes to sell books by Franken &Fonda.

As Targets were hanging their trees upside downAt Lowe's the word Christmas - was no where to be found.

At K-Mart and Staples and Penny's and SearsYou won't hear the word Christmas; it won't touch your ears.

Inclusive, sensitive, Di-ver-si-tyAre words that were used to intimidate me.

Now Daschle, Now Darden, Now Sharpton, Wolf BlitzenOn Boxer, on Rather, on Kerry, on Clinton!

At the top of the Senate, there arose such a clatter To eliminate Jesus, in all public matter.

And we spoke not a word, as they took away our faithForbidden to speak of salvation and grace.

The true Gift of Christmas was exchanged and discardedThe reason for the season, stopped before it started.

So as you celebrate "Winter Break" under your "Dream Tree"Sipping your Starbucks, listen to me.

Choose your words carefully, choose what you say

Shout MERRY CHRISTMAS, not Happy Holiday!

Later.