Monday, January 10, 2011

Perry Cooler gets a scrapper

This is from a site that does pranks on folks from Craigslist. Funny stuff.



To: *****@aol.com

Hey. I saw your post and need to have a bunch of my junk hauled off. Whatever you find you keep man. I need this done ASAP. Let me know if you can help man. Thanks!-Perry

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From:*****@aol.com

To: PerryCooler@Live.com

SURE PLEASE GIVE ME A CALL ***-***-****

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From: PerryCooler@Live.com

To: *****@aol.com

I get crap for reception out here. Do you work any special times? do you want any pictures? I am more than willing to accommodate your needs. I can really use your help man.

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From:*****@aol.com

To: PerryCooler@Live.com

OK. SEND ME PIC OF WHAT YOU WANT HAULED AWAY

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From: PerryCooler@Live.com

To: *****@aol.com

Alrighty then. I got hoards of these man berries I’m needing to get taken off my hands. They are too big and voluptuous to be ridden inside this denim hell. If you could take this junk from me, I’d really appreciate it!









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From:*****@aol.com

To: PerryCooler@Live.com

I BET UD LIKE SOMEONE TO COME TAKE THAT OFF YOUR HAND YOU FAGOT. HOW ABOUT I COME THERE AND KICK YOUR LITTLE FAGGOT ASS INSTEAD
Later.

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