A young Chinese couple gets married.
She's a virgin. Truth be known, he is also a virgin, but she doesn't know that. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring.
He trys to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress her. 'My darring,' he whispers, 'I know dis you firss time and you berry flighten. I promise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - You juss ask. Whatchu want?'
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently for her request. She eventually whispers back, 'I want to try something I have hear about from odda girls it ah . . . . . Numbaa 69..'
In a puzzled tone he replies: 'You want . . . Garlic Chicken wif Snow Peas?'
Later.
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