A young Chinese couple gets married.
She's a virgin. Truth be known, he is also a virgin, but she doesn't know that. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring.
He trys to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress her. 'My darring,' he whispers, 'I know dis you firss time and you berry flighten. I promise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - You juss ask. Whatchu want?'
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently for her request. She eventually whispers back, 'I want to try something I have hear about from odda girls it ah . . . . . Numbaa 69..'
In a puzzled tone he replies: 'You want . . . Garlic Chicken wif Snow Peas?'
Later.
Tuesday, May 31, 2011
Monday, May 09, 2011
Not a winner this morning
Five of us at work decided to do a "Biggest Loser" contest. Our first weigh in was 4 weeks ago. This morning was the second weigh in. I lost 12 pounds in four weeks. But ole Steve lost 15 pounds and won this round. We still have two more weigh ins over the next eight weeks. And Steve goes on a cruise this Sunday and is planning on blowing his diet. Later.
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